
🇳🇱 Bram Kuiper
Football fortune
Kelden United (Semi-professional)Three pillars of your career
Career path
12 professional years · 429 appearances
Honours
2 trophies and individual awards
Money and life
Net worth $126.9m
Goal for this life
Didn't reach the goal
Reach the world top 10
Club journey
- Age 18–18Rotterdam Red White0 matches · 0 goals
- Age 18–19Deportivo Cerrobrisa59 matches · 4 goals
- Age 19–20Naples Blue33 matches · 2 goals
- Age 20–22Merseyside Red74 matches · 4 goals
- Age 22–22North London19 matches · 3 goals
- Age 22–23Merseyside Red37 matches · 1 goals
- Age 23–26Kelden United (Semi-professional)39 matches · 2 goals
- Age 26–26Voetbalvereniging Zandhorstel14 matches · 0 goals
- Age 26–28North London57 matches · 2 goals
- Age 28–28Man Blue33 matches · 1 goals
- Age 28–30North London49 matches · 4 goals
- Age 30–30Man Blue16 matches · 2 goals
- Age 30–31North London38 matches · 2 goals
- Age 31–36Kelden United (Semi-professional)79 matches · 9 goals
Key moments
Age 17An official FA letter arrives at the training ground: you have been summoned to represent Netherlands in the continental U19 championship.
Age 17A shady middleman invites you to a café, sliding an expensive watch and cash across: 'Just give away a soft corner or take a cheap yellow.'
Age 18Your first professional contract: Rotterdam Red White · $716,467/year
Age 26European Club Cup (2052): Your attacking move comes off; your team lifts the cup
Age 26The decisive final league match (2052): You see it out; score 0–3
Age 27England National Cup (2053): Your attack breaks down and the opposition counter; your team finishes runner-up
Age 27The decisive final league match (2053): Your attacking move comes off; score 2–0
Age 29The decisive final league match (2055): Your attack breaks down and the opposition counter; score 2–5
Injuries
Total injuries: 16 · Career weeks out: 51
Most serious injury
Age 19 · MCL sprain
Epilogue
12 professional years; $0 sent home; enough to live on for life.
Football coach
A challenge game does not count towards the rankings
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