The GOAT

Three pillars of your career

Club journey

1. Age 18–18TMQTarkwa Mauve0 matches · 0 goals
2. Age 18–20POUPoggiolume Unione90 matches · 0 goals
3. Age 20–22GWQGipuzkoa Blue White71 matches · 5 goals
4. Age 22–23CBQCatalonia Red Blue36 matches · 1 goals
5. Age 23–26MBQMan Blue102 matches · 2 goals
6. Age 26–29MAQMan Red94 matches · 1 goals
7. Age 29–32MWQMadrid White105 matches · 3 goals
8. Age 32–34MBQMan Blue88 matches · 2 goals
9. Age 34–36MGQMilano Blue Black50 matches · 3 goals

Key moments

1. Age 18

   Your first professional contract: Tarkwa Mauve · $7,697/year

2. Age 24

   European Club Cup (2050): your shot comes off; your team lifts the cup

3. Age 28

   An encrypted phone call offers thousands in cash if you intentionally pick up a cynical yellow card in the opening ten minutes.

4. Age 29

   A brand offers a generous fee for several late-night appearances. Its terms could crowd out training and rest.

5. Age 31

   You are world number one

6. Age 32

   European Club Cup (2058): your shot does not come off; your team lifts the cup

7. Age 33

   The decisive final league match (2059): your shot comes off, changing the decisive score

8. Age 34

   The decisive final league match (2060): your shot does not come off, changing the decisive score

Injuries

Total injuries: 37 · Career weeks out: 75

Most serious injury
Age 24 · Hamstring strain

Epilogue

18 professional years; $3,470,027 sent home; enough to live on for life.

Football coach

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