The GOAT

Three pillars of your career

Club journey

1. Age 18–19RAQRhine Red Black49 matches · 2 goals
2. Age 19–21LBQLondon Blue54 matches · 2 goals
3. Age 21–30MAQMan Red371 matches · 13 goals
4. Age 30–35FCVellora United (Semi-professional)87 matches · 9 goals

Key moments

1. Age 18

   Your first professional contract: Rhine Red Black · $3,756,774/year

2. Age 19

   A national call-up · 1 caps

3. Age 19

   Florian Pohl pulls you aside: 'Don't jump to Munich Red yet, lad. Stay here, play games, and harden up. You aren't ready for that shark tank.'

4. Age 21

   You join Man Red

5. Age 22

   You are world number one

6. Age 22

   Pre-season under Man Red's regime features brutal hill sprints with weighted vests. Several players collapse exhausted by the pitch boundary.

7. Age 25

   The decisive final league match (2051): your pass comes off, changing the decisive score

8. Age 27

   Brand Velqorunexa offers a lucrative deal, provided you secure a transfer to a globally televised league.

Injuries

Total injuries: 7 · Career weeks out: 20

Most serious injury
Age 29 · Shoulder dislocation

Epilogue

13 professional years; $45,062,426 sent home; enough to live on for life.

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